Novelty Gifts

Everyone loves to received a novelty gifts which is either very funny or just downright rude.

We have small pecker condoms, the flying fuck helicopter, edible G-strings, rude mugs and cups and so much more.

Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
It's racing season and we all know how expensive drinks are at the races... The sneaky binocular flask...
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
$9.95
Please note, this listing is for 1 expansion pack only (Not the set).   Each Cards Against Humanity expansion...
Sex After 50 Notebook
Out of stock
Anyone over 50 really needs this book and it makes a perfect gift from the husband or wife...
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Opening your drinks just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener that...
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Boozometer 1.5 ltr Beer Glass
$35.00
Grab a Boozometer and keep an eye on the emojis so you know hoe much you have drunk,...
The BULLSHIT Button
Out of stock
We all need to call 'Bullshit' every now and again, this little button does it all for your...
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
Out of stock
  Beautifully sculpted from cast resin this mounted Bighorn Ram Skull with horns features a realistic skull and...
Sex After 40 Notebook
Out of stock
Anyone over 40 really needs this book and it makes a perfect gift from the husband or wife...
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
$30.36
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Yes, HORRIBLE people possibly like you..... Unlike most...
Grow Your Own Boobs
Out of stock
We all have a friend that either just loves boobs, or wants bigger ones. Why not give them...
Nunchucks Bottle Opener
$13.46
It’s almost BBQ weather and who doesn’t love a cool bottle opener to play with while waiting for...
Grow a Pair Mug
Out of stock
We all have one of those mates that needs to grow a pair or pear depending on which...
Desktop Shoot
Out of stock
Features: Stressed out at work or the home office? Desktop Shoot is a fun stress reliever Set includes...
BOTTLE OPENER - 50 CALIBER BULLET (GOLD) 10 PACK
$105.30
** Wholesale Sales Only - Please note minimum order QTY applies to this listing  ** ** Each Lot...
Armed Notebooks - 1 of each Grenade, Gun, Knife
$27.50
Grenade, Knife & Gun Notepad (Comes in Set of 3) If images of violence are your thing, why...
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
Drinking Horn - The Viking Beer Glass With Stand
Out of stock
Features Drink like an authentic Viking warrior with this glass drinking horn Comes with a wooden display stand...
Bathroom Books Asst.
Out of stock
A great new range of splash-proof "wipe-clean" Bathroom Books. 2 assorted titles: Trivia for the toilet, and Jokes...
100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old
$18.66
Know someone who is getting older or celebrating a birthday milestone. Whether they are 40 or 50 or...
100 Reason to Panic About Being A Cat Lady
$18.66
Funny cat lover gift for anyone who owns (or is owned by) a feline Hardcover; 3.75 x 5...
100 REASONS TO PANIC ABOUT DADHOOD
$18.66
Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at impending fatherhood...
FISHING FOR FLOATERS BATH GAME
$15.99
DESCRIPTION FISHING FOR FLOATERS KIDS BATH GAME Bath time can be shitty, and it will be especially shitty...
The NO! Button
$15.10
“NO!”, “Noooooooo”, “NO, NO, NO”, “For the last time, NO!” However you need to say it, just press...
Stress "Balls" (With InBuilt Testes!) | Hilariously Gross Novelty Gift
$18.92
Description STRESS “BALLS” (WITH BUILT-IN TESTES!)Know someone who needs to grow some balls? Need to take out your tensions on something...
Man Shed Sign
$55.00
The MAN SHED Sign Every man needs a Shed, and every Shed needs rules.   This is the perfect present...
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign with Bottle Opener
$35.00
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign:   This is the perfect present that all bastards will love. This sign would look perfect...
Happy Man Bottle Stopper (Red)
Out of stock
This is a great gift for the guy or girl that enjoys a wine or any other corked...
Fake Sunscreen Alcohol Secret Flask
Out of stock
Sunscreen has just gotten a whole lot more fun! Perfect for festivals and other events in need of...
Desktop Basketball
Out of stock
Features: Stop shooting off emails and start shooting hoops with the desktop basketball set Complete with a mini...
100 Reasons to Panic about 'Having a Baby'
$18.66
100 Reasons to Panic about 'Having a Baby'   This the perfect gift for expecting parents or that...
100 Reasons to Panic about 'Getting Married'
$18.66
100 Reasons to Panic about 'Getting Married'   This the perfect gift for that friend that is already...
Grow Your Own Willy
Out of stock
If you are looking for that novelty gift for your special friend then why not a 'Grow Your...
Green Log Pillow (Wood Grain)
Out of stock
The Log Pillow is a pleasing sight, indeed. A great gift for the tree hugger, or eco-warrior. Gone...
Electric Lightning Reaction Game
Out of stock
Please note, this is one of the funniest games you can give to your friends, and it bloody...
Dragons Claw Warrior Skull
$22.50
With its creepy detailing, this gothic goblet looks as though it could have been taken from a haunted...
Desktop Tennis
Out of stock
De-stress with a game of ping pong! Perfect for office competitions to relieve some tension and create a...
Before & After 5 COFFEE & WINE GLASS
$27.90
This funny Before and After 5 glass is the only glass you'll need all day! Glass features a...
Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
$9.95
Sex After 50 Notebook
Out of stock
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Boozometer 1.5 ltr Beer Glass
$35.00
The BULLSHIT Button
Out of stock
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
Out of stock
Sex After 40 Notebook
Out of stock
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
$30.36
Grow Your Own Boobs
Out of stock
Nunchucks Bottle Opener
$13.46
Grow a Pair Mug
Out of stock
Desktop Shoot
Out of stock
BOTTLE OPENER - 50 CALIBER BULLET (GOLD) 10 PACK
$105.30
Armed Notebooks - 1 of each Grenade, Gun, Knife
$27.50
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Drinking Horn - The Viking Beer Glass With Stand
Out of stock
Bathroom Books Asst.
Out of stock
100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old
$18.66
100 Reason to Panic About Being A Cat Lady
$18.66
100 REASONS TO PANIC ABOUT DADHOOD
$18.66
FISHING FOR FLOATERS BATH GAME
$15.99
The NO! Button
$15.10
Stress "Balls" (With InBuilt Testes!) | Hilariously Gross Novelty Gift
$18.92
Man Shed Sign
$55.00
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign with Bottle Opener
$35.00
Happy Man Bottle Stopper (Red)
Out of stock
Fake Sunscreen Alcohol Secret Flask
Out of stock
Desktop Basketball
Out of stock