For Him

We all know how hard it can be to buy a gift for your Dad, Brother, Boyfriend or any other Man in your life but that's where we come in.

BoyzToys was built for this very reason, to stop the the pain in your feet, to stop the road rage at the shopping centre, to stop the sad face when he opens the gift wrapped packet of socks and jocks.

Flying Fuck Helicopter
Out of stock
For the first time in history, you can actually give someone a flying f*ck. Made from soft-foam and...
Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
It's racing season and we all know how expensive drinks are at the races... The sneaky binocular flask...
Magnetic Bottle Opener
$35.00
In the 21st century we shouldn't be using two hands to open our favourite drink. And we certainly...
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
$9.95
Please note, this listing is for 1 expansion pack only (Not the set).   Each Cards Against Humanity expansion...
Sex After 50 Notebook
Out of stock
Anyone over 50 really needs this book and it makes a perfect gift from the husband or wife...
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
Out of stock
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass. Comes with a wooden stand, and holds a massive...
Happy Man Bottle Opener
$11.80
Features Every Man is happy when they can get there favourite beer open. A great cheeky gift and...
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Not many of us remember the gameboy, but they sure were fun Getting the little ones to eat...
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Opening your drinks just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener that...
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Boozometer 1.5 ltr Beer Glass
$35.00
Grab a Boozometer and keep an eye on the emojis so you know hoe much you have drunk,...
The BULLSHIT Button
Out of stock
We all need to call 'Bullshit' every now and again, this little button does it all for your...
LED Jellyfish Lamp/Tank
$38.00
Item Description: Colorful LED Jellyfish Tank, the kids just love these. Even though the jellyfish aren't real, they...
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
A great novelty Fire Extinguisher Drink Dispenser gift for that person who has a sense of humour or...
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
Out of stock
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass, not quite as big as some of our others...
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
Out of stock
  Beautifully sculpted from cast resin this mounted Bighorn Ram Skull with horns features a realistic skull and...
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
What is Barrel o Slime? Imagine a liquid that doesn't get you wet. You can pour it from...
Sex After 40 Notebook
Out of stock
Anyone over 40 really needs this book and it makes a perfect gift from the husband or wife...
Grow Your Own Boobs
Out of stock
We all have a friend that either just loves boobs, or wants bigger ones. Why not give them...
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
$30.36
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Yes, HORRIBLE people possibly like you..... Unlike most...
Nunchucks Bottle Opener
$13.46
It’s almost BBQ weather and who doesn’t love a cool bottle opener to play with while waiting for...
Vintage Wood Oak Barrel 1.5/3L Keg Beer Wine Barrel Dispenser
$218.93$125.10
Type: Bar SetsFeature: Stocked,Eco-FriendlyCertification: FDA,EEC,CE / EU,CIQModel Number: BA90326Material: WoodBrand Name: BoyzToysCapacity: 1.5L/ 3LMaterial: Vintage Wood OakColor: Wine...
Madheadz Monkey Party Mask
Out of stock
I don't know about you but I just love getting dressed up. This monkey mask is one of...
Grow a Pair Mug
Out of stock
We all have one of those mates that needs to grow a pair or pear depending on which...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Desktop Shoot
Out of stock
Features: Stressed out at work or the home office? Desktop Shoot is a fun stress reliever Set includes...
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
Out of stock
Golf Buggy Cuff Links   These things are the most intricate littlecuff links we have ever seen. They...
Glow in the Dark Tow Nutz
Out of stock
If you frequent the Deniliquin Ute Muster or the local B&S then you will know what Tow Nutz...
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
Drinking Horn - The Viking Beer Glass With Stand
Out of stock
Features Drink like an authentic Viking warrior with this glass drinking horn Comes with a wooden display stand...
Double Liquor Dispenser
Out of stock
Features Tastefully finished in a premium wood varnish look, this is a classic item for any home bar...
Cow Skull - Artificial resin (30cm)
Out of stock
All home bars and man caves need a skull of some description on the wall. Check out our...
Bathroom Books Asst.
Out of stock
A great new range of splash-proof "wipe-clean" Bathroom Books. 2 assorted titles: Trivia for the toilet, and Jokes...
Armed Notebooks - 1 of each Grenade, Gun, Knife
$27.50
Grenade, Knife & Gun Notepad (Comes in Set of 3) If images of violence are your thing, why...
BOTTLE OPENER - 50 CALIBER BULLET (GOLD) 10 PACK
$105.30
** Wholesale Sales Only - Please note minimum order QTY applies to this listing  ** ** Each Lot...
KOSTON Pro Skateboard, (DESTROYER), Top of range, ABEC 7, 7 Ply
$98.00
KOSTON 'DESTROYER' SkateboardThe 'Destroyer' comes with all the bells and whistles, top of the range bearings, trucks, wheels...
100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old
$18.66
Know someone who is getting older or celebrating a birthday milestone. Whether they are 40 or 50 or...
100 Reason to Panic About Being A Cat Lady
$18.66
Funny cat lover gift for anyone who owns (or is owned by) a feline Hardcover; 3.75 x 5...
100 REASONS TO PANIC ABOUT DADHOOD
$18.66
Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides an honest look at impending fatherhood...
FISHING FOR FLOATERS BATH GAME
$15.99
DESCRIPTION FISHING FOR FLOATERS KIDS BATH GAME Bath time can be shitty, and it will be especially shitty...
The NO! Button
$15.10
“NO!”, “Noooooooo”, “NO, NO, NO”, “For the last time, NO!” However you need to say it, just press...
THE MAN SACK
$28.99
There was a time when a fanny pack was a one way ticket to being stuffed in a...
EMERGENCY MINI TOILET PAPER-PERFECT FOR LITTLE SHOO
$8.13
DESCRIPTION OLD AGE EMERGENCY MINI TOILET PAPER Give your gross old friend the gift of emergency bowel-mishap-management with...
Stress "Balls" (With InBuilt Testes!) | Hilariously Gross Novelty Gift
$18.92
Description STRESS “BALLS” (WITH BUILT-IN TESTES!)Know someone who needs to grow some balls? Need to take out your tensions on something...
51 Drinking Games
$40.00
Features 51 of the most popular drinking games in the one set! With rules included, there'll always be...
Man Shed Sign
$55.00
The MAN SHED Sign Every man needs a Shed, and every Shed needs rules.   This is the perfect present...
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign
$59.99
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign:   This is the perfect present that all Grumpy Bastards will love. This sign would...
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign with Bottle Opener
$35.00
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign:   This is the perfect present that all bastards will love. This sign would look perfect...
Flying Fuck Helicopter
Out of stock
Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
Magnetic Bottle Opener
$35.00
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
$9.95
Sex After 50 Notebook
Out of stock
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
Out of stock
Happy Man Bottle Opener
$11.80
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Boozometer 1.5 ltr Beer Glass
$35.00
The BULLSHIT Button
Out of stock
LED Jellyfish Lamp/Tank
$38.00
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
Out of stock
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
Out of stock
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
Sex After 40 Notebook
Out of stock
Grow Your Own Boobs
Out of stock
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
$30.36