FOR HIM

We all know how hard it can be to buy a gift for your Dad, Brother, Boyfriend or any other Man in your life but that's where we come in. BoyzToys was built for this very reason, to stop the the pain in your feet, to stop the road rage at the shopping centre, to stop the sad face when he opens the gift wrapped packet of socks and jocks.

Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
For the first time in history, you can actually give someone a flying f*ck. Made from soft-foam and...
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
DO THE ROBOT! When we were having these manufactured, we were sure to communicate that they needed to...
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
Out of stock
Please note, this listing is for 1 expansion pack only (Not the set).   Each Cards Against Humanity expansion...
Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
It's racing season and we all know how expensive drinks are at the races... The sneaky binocular flask...
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
If you are still scratching around for that Valentines Gift then look no further. The Candy Edible G-String...
Magnetic Bottle Opener
$35.00
In the 21st century we shouldn't be using two hands to open our favourite drink. And we certainly...
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
$57.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass. Comes with a wooden stand, and holds a massive...
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Opening your drinks just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener that...
Blue Tow Nutz
Out of stock
Features Give your ride some blue balls Attach it to your tow bar Cable ties included Specifications 100...
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Features Aussie flag themed beer helmet Helmet can hold 2 drinks with straws for easy sipping Perfect for...
Sex After 50 Notebook
$9.95
Anyone over 50 really needs this book and it makes a perfect gift from the husband or wife...
The BULLSHIT Button
Out of stock
We all need to call 'Bullshit' every now and again, this little button does it all for your...
LED Jellyfish Lamp/Tank
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Item Description: Colorful LED Jellyfish Tank, the kids just love these. Even though the jellyfish aren't real, they...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
Out of stock
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Happy Man Bottle Opener
$11.80
Features Every Man is happy when they can get there favourite beer open. A great cheeky gift and...
Grow A Girlfriend
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Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
A great novelty Fire Extinguisher Drink Dispenser gift for that person who has a sense of humour or...
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Robotic Doggy Bank - He is certainly hungry and kids love him/her.. The Doggy bank has the happiest, hungriest...
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
What is Barrel o Slime? Imagine a liquid that doesn't get you wet. You can pour it from...
Prescription Stubbie Holder
Out of stock
How good would it be if your doctor prescribed beer for a cold or flu? Well now you...
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
Out of stock
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass, not quite as big as some of our others...
Grow Your Own Boobs
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We all have a friend that either just loves boobs, or wants bigger ones. Why not give them...
Grow A Poo
Out of stock
Just add water and grow your very own floater.... We wouldn't advise taking it to the pool though......
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
Out of stock
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Yes, HORRIBLE people possibly like you..... Unlike most...
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
Out of stock
Load the Alcohol Shot Gun with your favourite alcohol, pull back and shoot the shot straight into your/or...
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
$48.00
  Beautifully sculpted from cast resin this mounted Bighorn Ram Skull with horns features a realistic skull and...
Madheadz Monkey Party Mask
Out of stock
I don't know about you but I just love getting dressed up. This monkey mask is one of...
Grow a Pair Mug
Out of stock
We all have one of those mates that needs to grow a pair or pear depending on which...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Have A Nice Day Mug
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 The have a nice day mug is a coffee mug with the words 'Have A Nice Day' on...
Desktop Shoot
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Features: Stressed out at work or the home office? Desktop Shoot is a fun stress reliever Set includes...
Thirst Extinguisher
Out of stock
Features 15 litre canister that mimics a fire extinguisher Use as a party keg or a gigantic drink...
Guinness World Record Construction Challenge
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Put your engineering skills to the test with this Guinness World Records Construction set. You’ll need plenty of...
Guiness World Records - Build Your Own Planes
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Construct a variety of foam board planes and attempt the world records for most accurate flight or furthest...
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
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Golf Buggy Cuff Links   These things are the most intricate littlecuff links we have ever seen. They...
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Not many of us remember the gameboy, but they sure were fun Getting the little ones to eat...
Explorer – 4 in 1 Head Torch
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Great for camping, hiking, boating, or wherever you need hands-free light. Features an adjustable elastic head strap, adjustable...
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
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Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
EARTH-3D Led Lamp (Multiple Colours)
$29.50
Light Up the World In Many Different Colours Trick yourself and others with this "Earth" 3D LED lamp....
Drumkit Calculator
Out of stock
Calculator with 2 modes - Standard and Drumkit! Switch to change from regular sums to drumming machine -...
Drinking Horn - The Viking Beer Glass With Stand
Out of stock
Features Drink like an authentic Viking warrior with this glass drinking horn Comes with a wooden display stand...
Double Liquor Dispenser (Two Bottle)
Out of stock
  Tastefully finished in a premium wood varnish look, this is a classic item for any home bar...
Double Liquor Dispenser
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Features Tastefully finished in a premium wood varnish look, this is a classic item for any home bar...
Digital Travel Scale
Out of stock
Never pay excess baggage again! Ergonomic and easy to use hand-held digital travel scale. Intsructions included. Clean with soft...
Crazy Weasel
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This little Weasel is the craziest little thing ever. If you have a cat or a child then...
Crabs Adjust Humidity (Vol. 1-4) - Cards Against Humanity Expansion Packs
Out of stock
Love Cards Against Humanity, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and...
Cow Skull - Artificial resin (30cm)
Out of stock
All home bars and man caves need a skull of some description on the wall. Check out our...
CLANS ' Crazy' Drop deck Longboard/Skateboard
$145.00$115.00
The CLANS 'CRAZY' Longboard is a 41.00 Inch Drop Deck Longboard perfect for downhill racing or just cruising.The...
Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
Out of stock
Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
Magnetic Bottle Opener
$35.00
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
$57.00
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Blue Tow Nutz
Out of stock
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Sex After 50 Notebook
$9.95
The BULLSHIT Button
Out of stock
LED Jellyfish Lamp/Tank
Out of stock
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
Out of stock
Happy Man Bottle Opener
$11.80
Grow A Girlfriend
Out of stock
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
Prescription Stubbie Holder
Out of stock
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
Out of stock
Grow Your Own Boobs
Out of stock
Grow A Poo
Out of stock
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
Out of stock
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
Out of stock
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
$48.00
Madheadz Monkey Party Mask
Out of stock
Grow a Pair Mug
Out of stock
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock
Have A Nice Day Mug
Out of stock