FOR HIM

We all know how hard it can be to buy a gift for your Dad, Brother, Boyfriend or any other Man in your life but that's where we come in. BoyzToys was built for this very reason, to stop the the pain in your feet, to stop the road rage at the shopping centre, to stop the sad face when he opens the gift wrapped packet of socks and jocks.

Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
For the first time in history, you can actually give someone a flying f*ck. Made from soft-foam and...
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
DO THE ROBOT! When we were having these manufactured, we were sure to communicate that they needed to...
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
Out of stock
Please note, this listing is for 1 expansion pack only (Not the set).   Each Cards Against Humanity expansion...
Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
It's racing season and we all know how expensive drinks are at the races... The sneaky binocular flask...
Magnetic Bottle Opener
$35.00
In the 21st century we shouldn't be using two hands to open our favourite drink. And we certainly...
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
$57.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass. Comes with a wooden stand, and holds a massive...
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Features Aussie flag themed beer helmet Helmet can hold 2 drinks with straws for easy sipping Perfect for...
Happy Man Bottle Opener
$11.80
Features Every Man is happy when they can get there favourite beer open. A great cheeky gift and...
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Opening your drinks just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener that...
Blue Tow Nutz
Out of stock
Features Give your ride some blue balls Attach it to your tow bar Cable ties included Specifications 100...
Sex After 50 Notebook
$9.95
Anyone over 50 really needs this book and it makes a perfect gift from the husband or wife...
The BULLSHIT Button
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We all need to call 'Bullshit' every now and again, this little button does it all for your...
LED Jellyfish Lamp/Tank
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Item Description: Colorful LED Jellyfish Tank, the kids just love these. Even though the jellyfish aren't real, they...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
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Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Grow A Girlfriend
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Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
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A great novelty Fire Extinguisher Drink Dispenser gift for that person who has a sense of humour or...
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
What is Barrel o Slime? Imagine a liquid that doesn't get you wet. You can pour it from...
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
$47.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass, not quite as big as some of our others...
Grow Your Own Boobs
Out of stock
We all have a friend that either just loves boobs, or wants bigger ones. Why not give them...
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Not many of us remember the gameboy, but they sure were fun Getting the little ones to eat...
CLANS ' Crazy' Drop deck Longboard/Skateboard
$145.00$115.00
The CLANS 'CRAZY' Longboard is a 41.00 Inch Drop Deck Longboard perfect for downhill racing or just cruising.The...
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
Out of stock
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Yes, HORRIBLE people possibly like you..... Unlike most...
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
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Load the Alcohol Shot Gun with your favourite alcohol, pull back and shoot the shot straight into your/or...
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
$48.00
  Beautifully sculpted from cast resin this mounted Bighorn Ram Skull with horns features a realistic skull and...
Madheadz Monkey Party Mask
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I don't know about you but I just love getting dressed up. This monkey mask is one of...
Grow a Pair Mug
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We all have one of those mates that needs to grow a pair or pear depending on which...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
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Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Desktop Shoot
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Features: Stressed out at work or the home office? Desktop Shoot is a fun stress reliever Set includes...
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
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Golf Buggy Cuff Links   These things are the most intricate littlecuff links we have ever seen. They...
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
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Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
EARTH-3D Led Lamp (Multiple Colours)
$29.50
Light Up the World In Many Different Colours Trick yourself and others with this "Earth" 3D LED lamp....
Drinking Horn - The Viking Beer Glass With Stand
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Features Drink like an authentic Viking warrior with this glass drinking horn Comes with a wooden display stand...
Double Liquor Dispenser
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Features Tastefully finished in a premium wood varnish look, this is a classic item for any home bar...
Crabs Adjust Humidity (Vol. 1-4) - Cards Against Humanity Expansion Packs
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Love Cards Against Humanity, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and...
Cow Skull - Artificial resin (30cm)
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All home bars and man caves need a skull of some description on the wall. Check out our...
Chrome Plated Tow Nutz
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Features Give your ride some chrome plated balls Attach it to your tow bar Cable ties included Specifications...
Billy Bass Fish Wall Lamp/Light
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  Do you love Billy Bass as much as we do?? Well, now you can add him to...
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Multi-Colour)
$48.00
  Beautifully sculpted from cast resin this mounted Bighorn Ram Skull with horns features a realistic skull and...
Bathroom Books Asst.
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A great new range of splash-proof "wipe-clean" Bathroom Books. 2 assorted titles: Trivia for the toilet, and Jokes...
Bath Crayons
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Write on, wipe off! Turn bath time into fun time with Bath Crayons. Cover your body, the tiles...
3D Mirascope
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This 3D mirascope uses parabolic mirrors to project 3D holographic images. Be amazed! HOW DOES IT WORK? The...
51 Drinking Games
$40.00
Features 51 of the most popular drinking games in the one set! With rules included, there'll always be...
WHISM Soda Beverage Dispenser Bottle Beer Opener Bar Event Party Supplies Water Drinking Soft Drink Juice Dispenser Machine
$16.98$9.70
Type: Bar SetsPlastic Type: PPMaterial: PLASTICModel Number: 210107000016Brand Name: BoyzToysCertification: CIQQuatity: 1 PcColor: RedSize: 15 x 10 cmItem:...
UPORS Vintage Wood Oak Barrel 1.5/3L Keg Beer Brewing Equipment Wooden Wine Barrel Dispenser for Rum Pot Whisky Wine Accessories
$79.33
Type: Bar SetsFeature: Stocked,Eco-FriendlyCertification: FDA,EEC,CE / EU,CIQModel Number: BA90326Material: WoodBrand Name: BoyzToysCapacity: 1.5L/ 3LMaterial: Vintage Wood OakColor: Wine...
New 3.6L/4L/5L/10L Mini Stainless Steel Beer Keg Pressurized Growler for Craft Beer Dispenser System Home Brew Beer Brewing Tool
$134.02$76.58
Material: Stainless SteelProduct Type: Beer Bottles
Mini Beer Dispenser Machine Liquor Beer Alcohol Juice Gun Pump Gas Station Bar Family Beer Beverage Dispenser Brewery Bar Tools
$54.81
Type: Bar ToolsBar Tools Type: Bar MeasuresMaterial: PLASTICModel Number: Bar StrainersCertification: CIQDiameter: >10cmPlastic Type: ABS
G5/8 Beer Faucet Draft Beer Faucet Shank With Chrome Plating Tap Dispenser Homebrew Barware
$59.14
Type: Bar AccessoriesMaterial: Stainless SteelCertification: CE / EUModel Number: Beverage Dispenser TapQuantity: 1Brand Name: BoyzToys
2017 Unique Design Mini Globe Shape Home Night Club Beverage Liquor Dispenser Beer Liquid Drinking Dispenser Machine Tools
$38.40$21.94
Type: Bar AccessoriesCertification: CIQ,FDA,LFGB,CE / EUModel Number: ZM567400Quantity: 1Brand Name: BoyzToysMaterial: metal and plasticHeight: 35cmColor: silverGlobe diameter: 15cm
Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
Cards Against Humanity - Expansion Packs (1 pack only)
Out of stock
Sneaky Binocular Flask (500ml)
$32.64
Magnetic Bottle Opener
$35.00
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
$57.00
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Happy Man Bottle Opener
$11.80
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Cap Zappa - Make the caps fly
$11.58
Blue Tow Nutz
Out of stock
Sex After 50 Notebook
$9.95
The BULLSHIT Button
Out of stock
LED Jellyfish Lamp/Tank
Out of stock
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
Out of stock
Grow A Girlfriend
Out of stock
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
$47.00
Grow Your Own Boobs
Out of stock
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
CLANS ' Crazy' Drop deck Longboard/Skateboard
$145.00$115.00
Cards Against Humanity (Australian Edition) - Base Set V1.7
Out of stock
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
Out of stock
Bighorn Resin Ram/Animal Skull (Original)
$48.00
Madheadz Monkey Party Mask
Out of stock
Grow a Pair Mug
Out of stock
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock