Birthday Gifts

We all dread that walk from shop to shop, trawling through the shopping centres just hoping something will miraculously appear that is just perfect for that Birthday gift. Well, we've got some bad news for you, this just doesn't happen. What we have done though is put together the coolest most fun bunch of products & gifts that you could find in Australia, and they are all on one website. Yep, you guessed it, right here at BoyzToys.com.au

Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
For the first time in history, you can actually give someone a flying f*ck. Made from soft-foam and...
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
DO THE ROBOT! When we were having these manufactured, we were sure to communicate that they needed to...
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
Out of stock
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass. Comes with a wooden stand, and holds a massive...
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Features Aussie flag themed beer helmet Helmet can hold 2 drinks with straws for easy sipping Perfect for...
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
Ever had a horse head in your bed? Now is your chance... Specifications: Great Horse Head Maska And Latex...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
Out of stock
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Grow A Girlfriend
Out of stock
Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
A great novelty Fire Extinguisher Drink Dispenser gift for that person who has a sense of humour or...
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
What is Barrel o Slime? Imagine a liquid that doesn't get you wet. You can pour it from...
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Not many of us remember the gameboy, but they sure were fun Getting the little ones to eat...
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
$47.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass, not quite as big as some of our others...
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
Out of stock
Load the Alcohol Shot Gun with your favourite alcohol, pull back and shoot the shot straight into your/or...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
Out of stock
Golf Buggy Cuff Links   These things are the most intricate littlecuff links we have ever seen. They...
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
Out of stock
Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
2 Deck Card Shuffler
$17.60
2 Deck Card Shuffler:     Look Professional next time you play cards with our NEW 2 deck...
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign
$59.99
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign:   This is the perfect present that all Grumpy Bastards will love. This sign would...
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign with Bottle Opener
$35.00
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign:   This is the perfect present that all bastards will love. This sign would look perfect...
Boozometer 1.5 ltr Beer Glass
$35.00
Grab a Boozometer and keep an eye on the emojis so you know hoe much you have drunk,...
Yard Glass Emoji 1 ltr with stand
Out of stock
Keep track of how drunk you are with our Emoji Yard Glass. With various states of intoxication you...
Key Bottle Opener
$7.61
Bottle Openers aren't meant to be big pieces of equipment that you need to keep in the bottom...
Iron Man Lights
Out of stock
Iron Man Lights A glowing edge lit acrylic Iron Man Light, inspired by Marvel Hero. You will be...
Galaxy Star Projector - Sound Machine - Silver
Out of stock
Turns your living room or bedroom into a galaxy of twinkling stars while you listen to your favourite...
F*ck You Gold Hand Gesture
Out of stock
Features Gold hand with a raised middle finger Made of solid metal with gold colour plating Specifications 85(L)...
Dragons Claw Warrior Skull
Out of stock
With its creepy detailing, this gothic goblet looks as though it could have been taken from a haunted...
Clans 'Pirate Attack' Skateboard
$79.00$54.00
The CLANS 'Pirate Attack' skateboard is possibly one of the best complete beginner boards you could purchase. The...
Battery Operated 3-inch Plasma Ball-Blue
$19.90
Do you remember as a kid you were so mesmerised by plasma balls. Now you can either get...
Arse / Face Soap
Out of stock
We all know someone that really doesn't know their arse from their face, but now you can give...
Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
Out of stock
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
Out of stock
Grow A Girlfriend
Out of stock
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
$47.00
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
Out of stock
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
Out of stock
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
Out of stock
2 Deck Card Shuffler
$17.60
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign
$59.99
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign with Bottle Opener
$35.00
Boozometer 1.5 ltr Beer Glass
$35.00
Yard Glass Emoji 1 ltr with stand
Out of stock
Key Bottle Opener
$7.61
Iron Man Lights
Out of stock
Galaxy Star Projector - Sound Machine - Silver
Out of stock
F*ck You Gold Hand Gesture
Out of stock
Dragons Claw Warrior Skull
Out of stock
Clans 'Pirate Attack' Skateboard
$79.00$54.00
Battery Operated 3-inch Plasma Ball-Blue
$19.90
Arse / Face Soap
Out of stock
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