Birthday Gifts

We all dread that walk from shop to shop, trawling through the shopping centres just hoping something will miraculously appear that is just perfect for that Birthday gift. Well, we've got some bad news for you, this just doesn't happen. What we have done though is put together the coolest most fun bunch of products & gifts that you could find in Australia, and they are all on one website. Yep, you guessed it, right here at BoyzToys.com.au

Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
For the first time in history, you can actually give someone a flying f*ck. Made from soft-foam and...
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
If you are still scratching around for that Valentines Gift then look no further. The Candy Edible G-String...
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
DO THE ROBOT! When we were having these manufactured, we were sure to communicate that they needed to...
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
Ever had a horse head in your bed? Now is your chance... Specifications: Great Horse Head Maska And Latex...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
$26.90
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
A great novelty Fire Extinguisher Drink Dispenser gift for that person who has a sense of humour or...
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Robotic Doggy Bank - He is certainly hungry and kids love him/her.. The Doggy bank has the happiest, hungriest...
Grow A Poo
$5.95
Just add water and grow your very own floater.... We wouldn't advise taking it to the pool though......
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
$26.00
Load the Alcohol Shot Gun with your favourite alcohol, pull back and shoot the shot straight into your/or...
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
Out of stock
Features Aussie flag themed beer helmet Helmet can hold 2 drinks with straws for easy sipping Perfect for...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
$26.90
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Have A Nice Day Mug
$14.90
 The have a nice day mug is a coffee mug with the words 'Have A Nice Day' on...
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Not many of us remember the gameboy, but they sure were fun Getting the little ones to eat...
Drumkit Calculator
Out of stock
Calculator with 2 modes - Standard and Drumkit! Switch to change from regular sums to drumming machine -...
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
Out of stock
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass. Comes with a wooden stand, and holds a massive...
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
Out of stock
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass, not quite as big as some of our others...
Guinness World Record Construction Challenge
Out of stock
Put your engineering skills to the test with this Guinness World Records Construction set. You’ll need plenty of...
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
$21.65
Golf Buggy Cuff Links   These things are the most intricate littlecuff links we have ever seen. They...
Exploding Kittens - Card Game (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
Exploding Kittens - Box Set (Both Editions)
$33.95
Now in stock and available!   Comes as a box set (Both the original and the Explicit version)...
Digital Travel Scale
Out of stock
Never pay excess baggage again! Ergonomic and easy to use hand-held digital travel scale. Intsructions included. Clean with soft...
Crazy Weasel
$13.80
This little Weasel is the craziest little thing ever. If you have a cat or a child then...
Bashful Silver Bunny Medium
Out of stock
In Bashful Silver Bunny’s warren, everything is silver! His soft bed, his teapot, even his tea is Earl...
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
What is Barrel o Slime? Imagine a liquid that doesn't get you wet. You can pour it from...
Adventure Scratch Map
Out of stock
Adventure Scratch Map -Yhe best one yet A Scratchable world map featuring over 300 adventurous bucket list experiences,...
18th Mini Yard Glass (1.4lt)
Out of stock
Everyone between 18 and 21 has to have had at least one go at a Yard Glass. This...
Koala - ChatterMate
$31.80
ChatterMates are so clever - they copy everything you say! Switch them on and say something – they’ll...
Knock Knock Fill in the Blanks Journals Kit
$502.40
 8 x Fill in the Blanks Journal - What I Love About You  8 x Fill in the...
Key Bottle Opener
$7.61
Bottle Openers aren't meant to be big pieces of equipment that you need to keep in the bottom...
Kangaroo - ChatterMate
$31.80
ChatterMates are so clever - they copy everything you say! Switch them on and say something – they’ll...
Jeweled Skull Head Money Box
$22.00
Jewelled Silver Skull Head Money Box Save your dollars and old 5 cent pieces in our cool range...
Jelly Boobs (Lollies)
$11.00
Get your head out of the gutter, these are just lollies that are the in the shape of...
Iron Man Lights
Out of stock
Iron Man Lights A glowing edge lit acrylic Iron Man Light, inspired by Marvel Hero. You will be...
Guiness World Records - Build Your Own Planes
$15.10
Construct a variety of foam board planes and attempt the world records for most accurate flight or furthest...
Gangnam Style Pen Holder
$17.49
Gangnam Style Pen Holder
Galaxy Star Projector - Sound Machine - Silver
$34.70
Turns your living room or bedroom into a galaxy of twinkling stars while you listen to your favourite...
F*ck You Gold Hand Gesture
Out of stock
Features Gold hand with a raised middle finger Made of solid metal with gold colour plating Specifications 85(L)...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle -Grey
$24.10
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle - White
$24.10
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle - Green
$24.10
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Discovery Channel Virtual Reality Glasses
$43.40
Virtual reality works by delivering a slightly different image to your right and left eye, tricking your brain...
DINE Travel Cutlery
Out of stock
This handy 7 in 1 cutlery set is great for travel, hiking, camping and picnics. This compact one...
40th Birthday Wine Bottle Glass
$25.95
Features A birthday edition of one of our best sellers Looks just like a wine bottle but with...
Dragons Claw Warrior Skull
$22.50
With its creepy detailing, this gothic goblet looks as though it could have been taken from a haunted...
Discovery Channel Create Your Own Globe
$26.10
  Be the master of your own creation with this Create Your Own Globe set. Containing everything you...
Discovery Channel BYO Balloon Powered Hovercrafts
$19.30
A fantastically fun set containing everything you'll need to build and race your own hovercraft. Balloon powered, build...
Discovery Channel Blow Rockets
$19.30
Create your own aerodynamic rockets to fly higher and further than your friends and family with this fun...
Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
$26.90
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Grow A Poo
$5.95
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
$26.00
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
Out of stock
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
$26.90
Have A Nice Day Mug
$14.90
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Drumkit Calculator
Out of stock
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
Out of stock
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
Out of stock
Guinness World Record Construction Challenge
Out of stock
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
$21.65
Exploding Kittens - Card Game (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Exploding Kittens - Box Set (Both Editions)
$33.95
Digital Travel Scale
Out of stock
Crazy Weasel
$13.80
Bashful Silver Bunny Medium
Out of stock
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
Adventure Scratch Map
Out of stock