Birthday Gifts

We all dread that walk from shop to shop, trawling through the shopping centres just hoping something will miraculously appear that is just perfect for that Birthday gift. Well, we've got some bad news for you, this just doesn't happen. What we have done though is put together the coolest most fun bunch of products & gifts that you could find in Australia, and they are all on one website. Yep, you guessed it, right here at BoyzToys.com.au

Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
For the first time in history, you can actually give someone a flying f*ck. Made from soft-foam and...
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
If you are still scratching around for that Valentines Gift then look no further. The Candy Edible G-String...
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Robotic Doggy Bank - He is certainly hungry and kids love him/her.. The Doggy bank has the happiest, hungriest...
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
A great novelty Fire Extinguisher Drink Dispenser gift for that person who has a sense of humour or...
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
Ever had a horse head in your bed? Now is your chance... Specifications: Great Horse Head Maska And Latex...
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
Out of stock
Features Aussie flag themed beer helmet Helmet can hold 2 drinks with straws for easy sipping Perfect for...
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
$26.00
Load the Alcohol Shot Gun with your favourite alcohol, pull back and shoot the shot straight into your/or...
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Grow A Poo
$5.95
Just add water and grow your very own floater.... We wouldn't advise taking it to the pool though......
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
$26.90
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Adventure Scratch Map
Out of stock
Adventure Scratch Map -Yhe best one yet A Scratchable world map featuring over 300 adventurous bucket list experiences,...
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
What is Barrel o Slime? Imagine a liquid that doesn't get you wet. You can pour it from...
Bashful Silver Bunny Medium
Out of stock
In Bashful Silver Bunny’s warren, everything is silver! His soft bed, his teapot, even his tea is Earl...
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Crazy Weasel
$13.80
This little Weasel is the craziest little thing ever. If you have a cat or a child then...
Digital Travel Scale
Out of stock
Never pay excess baggage again! Ergonomic and easy to use hand-held digital travel scale. Intsructions included. Clean with soft...
Exploding Kittens - Box Set (Both Editions)
$33.95
Now in stock and available!   Comes as a box set (Both the original and the Explicit version)...
Exploding Kittens - Card Game (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
$21.65
Golf Buggy Cuff Links   These things are the most intricate littlecuff links we have ever seen. They...
Guinness World Record Construction Challenge
Out of stock
Put your engineering skills to the test with this Guinness World Records Construction set. You’ll need plenty of...
Drumkit Calculator
Out of stock
Calculator with 2 modes - Standard and Drumkit! Switch to change from regular sums to drumming machine -...
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Not many of us remember the gameboy, but they sure were fun Getting the little ones to eat...
Have A Nice Day Mug
$14.90
 The have a nice day mug is a coffee mug with the words 'Have A Nice Day' on...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
$26.90
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
'The Bullet' - 50 Caliber Bottle Opener
$12.90
'THE BULLET' 50 Caliber Bottle Opener (Comes in great looking gift box) This would have to the coolest...
18th Mini Yard Glass (1.4lt)
$49.00
Everyone between 18 and 21 has to have had at least one go at a Yard Glass. This...
3D Illusion Disc
$12.81
This cool little invention uses mirrors inside the disc to make a hologram. We weren't sure about it...
50 Calibre Bullet Bottle Opener
$17.43
There is only one way to describe these bottle openers. They are just ‘Cool’ and all of your...
Adult Charades Game
$14.50
Features Good for a late night with friends after a few drinks, great Christmas gift idea. A re-imagining...
ALIEN - 3D Led Lamp (Multiple Colours)
$29.50
We are not alone. Anyone remember Mulder and Scully on the X-Files.  The Alien lamp is a 3D...
Armed Notebooks - 1 of each Grenade, Gun, Knife
$27.50
Grenade, Knife & Gun Notepad (Comes in Set of 3) If images of violence are your thing, why...
Around The World Travel Bag Set (4 pc set)
$36.30
World hop in style with this set of 4 travel bags. Comes with a laundry bag, 2 shoe...
Arse / Face Soap
$15.80
We all know someone that really doesn't know their arse from their face, but now you can give...
Bashful Beige Bunny Medium
$39.90
Bashful Beige Bunny is a popular fellow with scrummy-soft Jellycat fur and lovely long flopsy ears. With just...
Battery Operated 3-inch Plasma Ball
$19.90
Do you remember as a kid you were so mesmerised by plasma balls. Now you can either get...
Clans 'Pirate Attack' Skateboard
$79.00$54.00
The CLANS 'Pirate Attack' skateboard is possibly one of the best complete beginner boards you could purchase. The...
Dino Hunter
$17.40
Take out the dinosaurs with this prehistoric shooting game! Bring out your inner cave-person and line up the...
Discovery Channel Blow Rockets
$19.30
Create your own aerodynamic rockets to fly higher and further than your friends and family with this fun...
Discovery Channel BYO Balloon Powered Hovercrafts
$19.30
A fantastically fun set containing everything you'll need to build and race your own hovercraft. Balloon powered, build...
Discovery Channel Create Your Own Globe
$26.10
  Be the master of your own creation with this Create Your Own Globe set. Containing everything you...
Dragons Claw Warrior Skull
$22.50
With its creepy detailing, this gothic goblet looks as though it could have been taken from a haunted...
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
$49.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass, not quite as big as some of our others...
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
$72.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass. Comes with a wooden stand, and holds a massive...
40th Birthday Wine Bottle Glass
$25.95
Features A birthday edition of one of our best sellers Looks just like a wine bottle but with...
DINE Travel Cutlery
Out of stock
This handy 7 in 1 cutlery set is great for travel, hiking, camping and picnics. This compact one...
Discovery Channel Virtual Reality Glasses
$43.40
Virtual reality works by delivering a slightly different image to your right and left eye, tricking your brain...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle - Green
$24.10
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle - White
$24.10
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle -Grey
$24.10
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
Out of stock
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
$26.00
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Grow A Poo
$5.95
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
$26.90
Adventure Scratch Map
Out of stock
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
Bashful Silver Bunny Medium
Out of stock
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Crazy Weasel
$13.80
Digital Travel Scale
Out of stock
Exploding Kittens - Box Set (Both Editions)
$33.95
Exploding Kittens - Card Game (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
$21.65
Guinness World Record Construction Challenge
Out of stock
Drumkit Calculator
Out of stock
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Have A Nice Day Mug
$14.90
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
$26.90
'The Bullet' - 50 Caliber Bottle Opener
$12.90
18th Mini Yard Glass (1.4lt)
$49.00
3D Illusion Disc
$12.81