Birthday Gifts

We all dread that walk from shop to shop, trawling through the shopping centres just hoping something will miraculously appear that is just perfect for that Birthday gift. Well, we've got some bad news for you, this just doesn't happen. What we have done though is put together the coolest most fun bunch of products & gifts that you could find in Australia, and they are all on one website. Yep, you guessed it, right here at BoyzToys.com.au

Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
For the first time in history, you can actually give someone a flying f*ck. Made from soft-foam and...
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
DO THE ROBOT! When we were having these manufactured, we were sure to communicate that they needed to...
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
If you are still scratching around for that Valentines Gift then look no further. The Candy Edible G-String...
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
Ever had a horse head in your bed? Now is your chance... Specifications: Great Horse Head Maska And Latex...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
Out of stock
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Do you happen to know anyone that really needs to grow a pair? Now you have the chance...
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Features Grow the perfect girlfriend with this great gag gift Just add water and the girlfriend will grow...
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
A great novelty Fire Extinguisher Drink Dispenser gift for that person who has a sense of humour or...
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Robotic Doggy Bank - He is certainly hungry and kids love him/her.. The Doggy bank has the happiest, hungriest...
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
What is Barrel o Slime? Imagine a liquid that doesn't get you wet. You can pour it from...
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Features Aussie flag themed beer helmet Helmet can hold 2 drinks with straws for easy sipping Perfect for...
Grow A Poo
Out of stock
Just add water and grow your very own floater.... We wouldn't advise taking it to the pool though......
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
The Bullet Bottle Opener Keyring is simple yet useful. You can now link up your keys and open...
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
Out of stock
Load the Alcohol Shot Gun with your favourite alcohol, pull back and shoot the shot straight into your/or...
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock
Do you ever feel like shooting your alarm clock in the mornings?  Well, now’s your chance!  This alarm...
Have A Nice Day Mug
Out of stock
 The have a nice day mug is a coffee mug with the words 'Have A Nice Day' on...
Guiness World Records - Build Your Own Planes
Out of stock
Construct a variety of foam board planes and attempt the world records for most accurate flight or furthest...
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Not many of us remember the gameboy, but they sure were fun Getting the little ones to eat...
Drumkit Calculator
Out of stock
Calculator with 2 modes - Standard and Drumkit! Switch to change from regular sums to drumming machine -...
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
$57.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass. Comes with a wooden stand, and holds a massive...
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
$47.00
Now this is what you call a Yard Glass, not quite as big as some of our others...
Guinness World Record Construction Challenge
Out of stock
Put your engineering skills to the test with this Guinness World Records Construction set. You’ll need plenty of...
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
Out of stock
Golf Buggy Cuff Links   These things are the most intricate littlecuff links we have ever seen. They...
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Now in stock and available! Exploding Kittens - The Explicit Edition (NSFW) Exploding Kittens NOT SAFE FOR WORK...
Digital Travel Scale
Out of stock
Never pay excess baggage again! Ergonomic and easy to use hand-held digital travel scale. Intsructions included. Clean with soft...
Crazy Weasel
Out of stock
This little Weasel is the craziest little thing ever. If you have a cat or a child then...
Bashful Silver Bunny Medium
Out of stock
In Bashful Silver Bunny’s warren, everything is silver! His soft bed, his teapot, even his tea is Earl...
Adventure Scratch Map
Out of stock
Adventure Scratch Map -Yhe best one yet A Scratchable world map featuring over 300 adventurous bucket list experiences,...
30ml Liquor Pourer
$5.50
30ml Liquor Pourer:   Serve your spirits etc like a pub professional using our liquor dispensors.
300 Piece Poker Set with Case
$57.00
300 PC Poker Set with Case:     Enjoy a hard game of Poker with your friends, packs...
2 Deck Card Shuffler
$17.60
2 Deck Card Shuffler:     Look Professional next time you play cards with our NEW 2 deck...
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign
$59.99
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign:   This is the perfect present that all Grumpy Bastards will love. This sign would...
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign with Bottle Opener
$35.00
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign:   This is the perfect present that all bastards will love. This sign would look perfect...
Boozometer 1.5 ltr Beer Glass
$35.00
Grab a Boozometer and keep an eye on the emojis so you know hoe much you have drunk,...
Yard Glass Emoji 1 ltr with stand
$37.00
Keep track of how drunk you are with our Emoji Yard Glass. With various states of intoxication you...
Koala - ChatterMate
Out of stock
ChatterMates are so clever - they copy everything you say! Switch them on and say something – they’ll...
Knock Knock Fill in the Blanks Journals Kit
Out of stock
 8 x Fill in the Blanks Journal - What I Love About You  8 x Fill in the...
Key Bottle Opener
$7.61
Bottle Openers aren't meant to be big pieces of equipment that you need to keep in the bottom...
Kangaroo - ChatterMate
Out of stock
ChatterMates are so clever - they copy everything you say! Switch them on and say something – they’ll...
Jelly Boobs (Lollies)
Out of stock
Get your head out of the gutter, these are just lollies that are the in the shape of...
Iron Man Lights
Out of stock
Iron Man Lights A glowing edge lit acrylic Iron Man Light, inspired by Marvel Hero. You will be...
Gangnam Style Pen Holder
Out of stock
Gangnam Style Pen Holder
Galaxy Star Projector - Sound Machine - Silver
Out of stock
Turns your living room or bedroom into a galaxy of twinkling stars while you listen to your favourite...
F*ck You Gold Hand Gesture
Out of stock
Features Gold hand with a raised middle finger Made of solid metal with gold colour plating Specifications 85(L)...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle -Grey
Out of stock
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle - White
Out of stock
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Dot Hydration-tracking Water Bottle - Green
Out of stock
Staying hydrated through the day has many health benefits including improved concenration & alertness, better skin, improved short-term...
Discovery Channel Virtual Reality Glasses
Out of stock
Virtual reality works by delivering a slightly different image to your right and left eye, tricking your brain...
DINE Travel Cutlery
Out of stock
This handy 7 in 1 cutlery set is great for travel, hiking, camping and picnics. This compact one...
40th Birthday Wine Bottle Glass
$25.95
Features A birthday edition of one of our best sellers Looks just like a wine bottle but with...
Flying Fuck Helicopter
$25.00
Giant Robot Slippers 'With Sound'
$69.00
Candy Edible G-String
Out of stock
Latex Horse Head Mask
$19.50
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (White)
Out of stock
Grow Some Balls
$5.95
Grow A Girlfriend
$5.28
Fire Extinguisher Dispenser
Out of stock
Doggy Bank Money Box
Out of stock
Barrel O Slime
$5.85
AUSSIE DRINKING HAT
$14.80
Grow A Poo
Out of stock
Bullet Bottle Opener - Keyring
$9.30
Black Alcohol Shot Gun
Out of stock
Laser Gun Alarm Clock (Army Green)
Out of stock
Have A Nice Day Mug
Out of stock
Guiness World Records - Build Your Own Planes
Out of stock
Gameboy Kids Lunch Box
$21.90
Drumkit Calculator
Out of stock
Yard Glass With Stand (2.75LT)
$57.00
Yard Glass With Stand (1.5L)
$47.00
Guinness World Record Construction Challenge
Out of stock
Golfing Cuff Links (Very Cool)
Out of stock
GAME - EXPLODING KITTENS CARDS (NSFW EDITION)
$21.94
Digital Travel Scale
Out of stock
Crazy Weasel
Out of stock
Bashful Silver Bunny Medium
Out of stock
Adventure Scratch Map
Out of stock
30ml Liquor Pourer
$5.50
300 Piece Poker Set with Case
$57.00
2 Deck Card Shuffler
$17.60
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign
$59.99
Grumpy Bastards Bar Sign with Bottle Opener
$35.00